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The fiercest enemy is the man who has nothing left to lose.


Death is nothing, but to live defeated and without glory is to die every day.


Interviewer: What is the recession?
Shyam: When wine and women replaced by water and wife that critical stage of life is called recession.


Child: God! Plz I don`t want 3rd world war.
God: Why? You luv ur country so much?
Child: No God, I am weak in history I can`t study another war. 


Lady: I am in the middle of the road. Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?
men: Just stay where you are and you will get there anyway.


Santa (reading from book of facts): Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?
Banta: Why don`t you use a mouth wash.


She was the kind of a girl you could bring home to mother, if you could trust your father.


Sameer: Is ur name Google?
Girl: No!..Why?
Sameer: Cuz u got everything I am searching For.....


Sign at a woman`s shoe shop.
Ten percent discount on shoes purchased within ten minutes.


Sign board on a barber`s shop.
`We need your heads to run our business.`